A Dog’s Night Be4 Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas

I tore through the house
Not a human was stirring
‘Cause they were passed out like drunken louse
The stockings were hung on the mantel with care


So I jumped, and I jumped…. Knowing organic dog treats would be there
Daddy and Mommy were nestled all snug in their chairs
While visions of Lamborghinis and Blue diamonds danced in their heads
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
As I turned around it was Rusty with his tail expanding fatter and fatter
Perched in the tree watching the ornaments scatter and shatter


Do I bark, do I…. nah
Imma forget the rules and chase me a kitty tonight
Like a doggie agility course I took off with a dash
It was I, and the cat entangled in a clash
His claws tore open the sash on my stocking
When, what to my eyes wonders should appear
All the organic dog treats I couldn’t get near


So lively and quick I began to eat
Scrumptious morsels of holiday treats
Then at that moment I heard on the roof
A familiar, yet echoing sound
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
Down the chimney he came with a bound
It’s Charlie the Cockatiel
We thought he was lost
But now he’s found
With a look in his eyes


He began to exclaim
Merry Christmas To All,  And To All A Good Night!

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